I’ll Never Get a Blackstone Grill

You might aspire to be the grill master. The Blackstone can help you achieve that dream. I have my reasons (wink, wink) for opting out.

Because I don’t want to…

  1. Be the most popular person on my block
  2. Be able to cook an entire meal at the same time
  3. Be faced with a simple cleanup and no mess in the kitchen
  4. Host a spectacularly easy brunch for 10 people
  5. Stop paying high prices for subpar delivery pizza
  6. Own something that will last for years and years 
  7. Have an audience while cooking
  8. Cook enough bacon for everyone at once
  9. Enjoy gorgeous scenery while cooking
  10. Grill, chill, and have unlimited hours of zen cooking
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This 28” Blackstone griddle offers 524 square inches of versatile cooking space—enough to cook up to 21 burgers or 15 pancakes at once. With two …
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This custom-fit silicone griddle mat is designed specifically for the Blackstone 28″ griddle, creating a tight seal that protects against moisture, …
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These premium heat-resistant BBQ gloves protect hands from temperatures up to 1472°F, making them ideal for grilling, baking, and handling hot …
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ThermaPro Meat Thermometer (great for grilling and smoking)

Original price was: $26.99.Current price is: $21.99. -19%
ThermoPro TP16S Digital Meat Thermometer for Cooking and Grilling, BBQ Food Thermometer with Backlight and Kitchen Timer, Grill Temperature Probe …
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This heavy-duty 600D grill cover fits most Blackstone 28″ griddles (excluding ProSeries and fryer models) and is built for year-round protection with …
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Lisa
Lisa

I’m a former journalist and marketing consultant. I combine my love of good food with my obsession for organization - because a well-stocked, perfectly arranged pantry is just as satisfying as a delicious meal. When I’m not experimenting with cooking new dishes for friends or figuring out the most efficient way to make meal prep exciting, you’ll find me out in San Francisco with my dog Benny, binging on podcasts, or checking out new dining experiences. Some days it’s gourmet, other days it’s survival mode!

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